fun fact about me: when i was a freshman in high school, for the whole year i planned an april fools joke on my homophobic dad and i was gonna tell him that i was a lesbian and i had a girlfriend. by the time april fools day rolled around, i was really a lesbian and i had a girlfriend
white people: “i’m 25% italian, 15% irish, 9% german, 2.4% fren-“
Listening to only one genre of music is the most painfully boring trait I can think of for a human being to have
i love how some girls are soft and delicate and wear floral dresses and how some are fuckin hardcore and have short hair and are rad as hell and how others are a mix of the two
girls are so great
'do you see any underwear?'
'that's cuz i'm not wearing any'
dropping hints to bae that ur ready
As a guy, I support this too
you know how DAMN HARD it is to get nudes from a girl now?!
lame crusty boys screwing everyone over