aijah-badu

rastaqueen3000ad:

queenconsuelabananahammock:

vomitinkonpaper:

youngblackandvegan:

y’all ever realize how on ancestry.com commercials

they never go back further than 1865

hm

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what happened?

afraid to see what’s hanging out in your family trees?

y’all ain’t slick

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"White people won’t go to far back in their family tree. Because they’re afraid a nigga might fall out." ~ Paul Mooney

aijah-badu

dontsweatmytechinque:

diaryofakanemem:

richerthanwealthy:

phloeticexpressions:

richerthanwealthy:

phloeticexpressions:

blackerotica:

Lawwwd…

that 3rd gif…she dunno what to do with her life.

she reeavulated EVERY decision from her kindergarten lunch box.

LMAO
"Yo, why I choose Strawberry Shortcake, when Sesame Street was clearly more poppin."

"Why I let that nigga finger me in my dorm after the Alpha probate?"

"Fuck I leave my cheetah print shoes?"

"Does my job match my 401k contribution?"

"Who’s this nigga mama? I luh her."

"Dis nigga done poked a hole in my gahdamn esophagus & ion eem curr"

Ioooon eeem cair #FUCKINGflatline

I am DONE with these captions 😭😂😭😂

Lmaoo

aijah-badu

lookatthewords:

chillona:

est2080:

bynce:

Remember when a 20 year old Beyoncé lowkey snatched Celine Dion

Beyoncè was like let me get this bitch together………lol

I couldn’t even watch the whole thing 🙈 poo Celine

CELINE HAD TO FULL STOP

whitegirlsaintshit

scrapes:

keithlafells:

dopest-ethiopian:

solarsenpai:

1017andpregnant:

afrobluess:

postracialcomments:

TRIGGER WARNING: THIS VIDEO IS GRAPHIC

Video of the Police shooting that killed 

Kajieme Powell  in St. Louis 08/19/2014

(I hate posting things like this but it needs to be seen!!)

*EDIT: THIS IS A VIDEO OF HIM BE SHOT AND KILLED

WARNING TO ALL!!!

Oh my god I’m literally crying.

My soul hurts

Bruh count how many fucking shots they unloaded, it wasn’t even that serious bruh

They killed him and they still putting him in cuffs

You can’t deny this evidence and I hope those cops lose their jobs, never to work as law enforcement again.

Cried. Hard. Plain disbelief.

The police story was the man was 2-4 feet away and had the knife raised in his hand. But clearly he was way farther than that and his hands were by his side. These cops are obviously pussy, did they both have to let off 9 rounds? The first shot would have made him drop the knife and him and his partner could have handled it from there. But no. Trigger happy police had to go overkill and even cuffed him after he was dead.

i’m crying i don’t want to be alive in this world i fucking hate these piece of shit trigger happy racists

aijah-badu

Anonymous asked:

One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?

stripperina answered:

Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.

prettyboyshyflizzy:

muahs4kichona:

BLAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTT.